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slavery:

ankhpapi:

slavery:

Amazon whys my cock so small

you gotta say “alexa” first bro

Alexa kill this clown

resurrectedtobekilled:

thexfiles:

me: has had 2 good days in a row

my brain: It’s Time

me: for what

my brain: It’s Time

you better watch out, you better wat
ch out, you better watch oUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETT–

gayiconwaluigi:

‘Lament for Icarus’ - Herbert James Draper // ‘British lads hit each other with a chair’


turians:

turians:

play video games so you can escape your real world sadness and replace it with fictional sadness

true gamer culture is being depressed

phoneus:

girl in language class: so why are you taking Italian? :)

me thinking about my plan to go back in time and raw Leonardo Da Vinci so hard he can’t walk for three days: I love the food

jaclcfrost:

you know what truly disgusts me… being able to feel my own heartbeat. it’s bad. don’t need to actively know what’s going on in there. don’t need to feel that. it’s not any of my business